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What to expect when she’s expecting
In Preggy Mommy on April 10, 2007 at 12:27 pm1. A roller coaster ride. Happy, sad, anxious, excited, mad, sweet, irritable, nervous, affectionate, [enter any adjective here]
2. A belly you can’t help but rub, and kiss, and hug. Hitting two birds with one stone: hug mommy and hug baby. Great at night, it’s just like having another pillow.
3. A belly that will grow bigger than yours. Makes you feel anorexic.
4. Not a good food companion during the first trimester. It’s great because you get to eat a bigger share. It’s bad because you keep telling her that can’t be good for the baby.
5. A great food companion during the second and third trimesters. And she will eat more than her share, i.e. yours.
6. More trips to the bathroom than you can imagine.
7. More requests for back rubs than you can imagine.
8. Bigger breasts the likes of which you will never see again (until the next pregnancy or a boob job). Increased libido.
9. Preggy mode: child birth class, “What To Expect When You’re Expecting”, ultrasound images, OB visits, craving for Jollibee saba con hielo
10. Joy oh joy! Happiness!
